Paapi is a Guilt Offset service. Commit a small everyday sin, pay a small honest price, and receive a stamped Certificate of Absolution. We're all sinners here — now there's a checkout for it.
No priest. No queue. No eye contact. Three steps between you and a clean conscience.
Pick your sin from the catalog, or write your own. Be honest — the algorithm can tell when you're downplaying.
Pay the going rate for that particular guilt. Prices are set by our proprietary Karma Index™, which we made up.
Receive a stamped, timestamped Certificate of Absolution. Frame it. Forward it to your mother. Sleep.
Today's going rates for the guilts you're carrying. Prices float with demand — a busy festival season is not the time to procrastinate on absolution.
| The Sin | Category | Absolution |
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One-time absolutions for the occasional slip. Subscriptions for the habitually human.
Prices exclude GST, karma, and consequences. Absolution is spiritual, not legal.
Every absolution ships with an officially stamped, individually numbered Certificate of Absolution. It holds no legal weight, no theological standing, and absolutely no water. It will, however, look excellent on your wall and end an argument with your conscience.
Real relief from imaginary redemption.
"Ghosted my gym trainer for 4 months. ₹299 later, I can finally walk past the gym again."
"Told Mummy I ate. I had not eaten. The certificate is now on the fridge. She has not noticed the irony."
"We offset our entire seed round's karmic debt on the Corporate plan. Runway unchanged. Souls, marginally lighter."
No. It forgives your feelings about your sins, which is the part that was bothering you.
All of them, none of them, and legally: none of them. We are a fintech company that got confused.
Then you'll need to offset it again. That's not a bug — that's the business model.
Yes. Nothing says "I've noticed your behaviour" like a pre-paid Certificate of Absolution.